Sir Les sends a stirring and heartfelt message to fellow Australians via the Herald Sun.
Our hero discusses his position as Australian icon, a title that he’s resisted so as not to appear ‘up himself’. He has recently used his charm and a package from the Australian taxpayer to get Oprah Winfrey Down Under. She seemed to be amazed at the variation of muff munchers and shirtlifters but was not overwhelmed by the official gifts.
Sir Les is now busy grooming the current Prime Minister of Australia for the international stage. Les is an expert in this field as he once provided charisma coaching to John Major.
I am as proud as buggery to represent this magnificent land of ours overseas.
God Bless Australia - I only wish we owned it.